"The Voice" Michael Schiavello -- Official Blog

"THE VOICE" MICHAEL SCHIAVELLO'S TOP 10 COMMENTARY LINES OF 2007 1. "Feitosa is a nice Brazilian... I like a nice Brazilian... I used to tell my ex-girlfriend that all the time." 2. "There are two things I know for sure: Britney Spears will never win Mother of The Year and Albert Kraus didn't win that fight!" 3. "He went swimming last week and Japanese whaling boats began firing harpoons at him." 4. "He's been on his back more than my ex-girlfriend." 5. "He wears more hair product than Bon Jovi." 6. "I'm so excited I've got goosebumps on my arm... or some other sort of strange growth." 7. "There are no windows in Mighty Mo's house. If he wants to let a breeze in he just punches a hole in the wall." 8. "He's a stud... there are no such things as lesbians in the world, just women who haven't met Paul Slowinski yet." 9. "He's so tall giraffes are attracted to him." 10. "He's so short he could milk a cow standing up. You know he went to Tokyo Disneyland last week and they wouldn't let him on any of the rides." AND MORE... * "In the words of Martika -- I felt the Earth move!" -- commentary of K-1 Scandivania Battleground 24 * "He's proving harder to catch than Osama Bin Laden!" -- commentary of DREAM.1 in Japan * "Those punches have less weight behind them than Kate Moss." -- commentary of DREAM.1 in Japan * "He's been mounted more times than a taxidermist." -- commentary of DREAM.1 in Japan * "He needs to throw caution to the wind... I mean here's caution... here's the wind... (makes wind sound)... there goes caution." -- commentary of K-1 Scandinavia Battleground 24 * "This would be a big win for Italian kickboxing... if he wins tonight there's a lot of people singing Lascate mi cantare." -- commentary of K-1 Scandinavia Battleground 24 CLASSIC COMMENTARY QUOTES FROM DREAM.3 MMA in JAPAN 1. "He`s been mounted more times than Jenna Jameison!" 2. "Animal from the Muppets just called... tell Eddie Alvarez he wants his eyebrows back" 3. "He`s been on his back more than my ex-girlfriend." 4. "He`s letting fly like Mussolini from the balcony." 5. "This guy is nuts... I mean he`s waaaay off the reservation!"